Well, today is Riley’s due date and I’m fairly certain we’ll see it come and go without much fanfare. Patience is not one of my virtues.

Last night at Target I kiddingly asked Courtney if she wanted to walk down the baby isles. At this point we have those isles damn near memorized and we’ve bought everything in them. Court hooted and hollered about it, which was my full intention. A nearby lady snickered and said it was funny that the GUY was suggesting going into the baby section. Her husband would never do that. She went on to comment about being 5 months pregnant herself. I wanted to point out Courtney to the lady and say, “THIS will be YOU in 4 months!”