The Tax Man Cometh
The Man, taxes January 26th. 2006, 2:39pmI swore last year would be my final year of coming up short on my taxes. I’ve been paying into “The Man” very year for the last 7 years. I know, I know, everyone pays into “The Man” and that it comes right out of my paycheck. But I’ve farted around a lot with my W-4 in the past which has caused me to come up short every single year. Accountants will tell you that its good to come up short because it means you’ve been living on the government’s dime. What they fail to tell you is that you will eventually have to pay it back in a year.
After paying in the heftiest ever last year I vowed to get my act together and never have it happen again. I found some online aides that helped me determine the right number to put at the bottom of my W-4 and changed my withholdings for 2005. I submitted the form to my employer and prayed I had done it right. The frustrating part is waiting a year to find out.
I filed my taxes last night and was quite happy to find out that “The Man” owed me this year! No scrambling to save this year! w00t! The pennies can stay in the couch!
January 26th, 2006 at 2:39 pm
Funny, I've been thinking about doing just the opposite. I hate that the feds spend 75% of my money on their killing machine. I'm thinking about keeping part of my taxes and just not paying at all. I'll just claim a boatload of dependents on the W-4 and not file at all. Move all my money into an offshore account and maybe pay my lawyer to keep 'em off my back. If enough people did that maybe they'd get the message that a lot of folks like me think they suck.
January 26th, 2006 at 2:39 pm
Good luck with that John. I'm sure it will work out fine. While the IRS is very receptive to political protest, I'm trying to push this crazy new way of getting the government to listen to the concerns of citizens: I say every couple years, maybe on a Tuesday, we all show up at some designated place and “vote” for a government that will listen! I know what you are thinking, “sure that sounds good, but is anyone really going to show up every year or two?”
I'd explain the whole theory, but Paris Hilton is on TV so I need to go now.
January 26th, 2006 at 2:39 pm
I claim zero dependents. That way, I always get money back at tax time. Better then having to give it to Uncle Dubya….