Archive for August 20th, 2004

How to Let Someone Down Easily

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http://papernapkin.net/

From it’s home page:

So here’s the scenario: You’re out at a bar, riding transit, or even just walking down the street, and some bozo who desperately wants into your pants starts up a conversation with you. Rather than make a scene or make them upset, you’re polite and at least nod at the proper times. Then, of course, they ask you for your number. Except this is 2004, so maybe they ask for your email address instead.

That’s where Paper Napkin comes in. Give them anyname@papernapkin.net (or paamail.com, to be less suspicious), tell them it’s your address, and when they write you, they’ll automatically get a response telling them how badly they’ve been rejected.

OnStar Transcripts

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I blantantly stole this from Courtney, who got it from Michelle. Transcripts of OnStar commericals that didn’t make the cut. Funny stuff.