Here’s me last summer at my job:

God, it’s freakin’ warm in here! Doesn’t anyone know how to turn on the air conditioner?!

Here’s me today:

For the love of god why do I need this air conditioner blowing on me.

There are two solutions to this problem:

1. I move farther away from the direct blowing of the air conditioner.
2. Those who are hot can move closer.

Which do you think will happen? yeah, yeah, I’m packing my stuff now….