Why do I torture myself. Here are some simple instructions on figuring out your net worth. Me? At a quick glance I am worth $100. I am not kidding. The short and skinny is to take all the major things you own (cars, houses, you know, the cool shit) plus all your cash on hand(liquid assests) and subtract your debt(car loans, mortgages, credit card debt, any other loans) and you have a rough estimate of your net worth. Right now my car is worth $3,000 less than what I owe on it. My liquid assests are nill. So I’m figuring my microwave + 500 CDs has got to be close to $3,000. So yeah, I’m worth 100 bucks.