Ever think about what you would do if you were hit by a car? Maybe I think about this more than other people since I walk so much. Here’s what I decided I would do if I were struck by a car: 1. Get license plate. Even if I’m deathly injured my first/last breath will be the license plate number of the fucker who hit me. And I’ve very anal retentive about this stuff (I spent 20 minutes this morning looking for batteries convinced that if I didn’t find them my life would suck today) so you can bet I will have gotten the plates of the car. So don’t try and talk to me about anything. Don’t ask me if I’m alright just say “What’s the plates?” and write them down ASAP. 10 bucks says I ‘ll spit out a description of the car too. 2. Tell someone to call Courtney. I would hate for her to worry. Remember Courtney first, then ambulance. 3. Call ambulance.